unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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meanplastic:

he is gone forever

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

meanplastic:

when u listen to lana del rey for the first time

liquidglue:

when u make a really good pun

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autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

*at a party*
this bass is wild!

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greymun:

Frozen AU where the movie never existed

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