I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces
When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
this has been a public service announcement.
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
When you’re finally off your period
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
When someone touches ur butt
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
don’t dead open inside
exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions