boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

dynastylnoire:

this has been a public service announcement.

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

jack-is-jack-from-all-time-low:

When you’re finally off your period

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remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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oportunitas:

When someone touches ur butt

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jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions