dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
i can’t wait until i’m 18 and i’m able to hold hands with people legally
be sure to use protection
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy